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by Mr.Pibbs, Level 25
Last updated at July 2, 2009, 10:31 am
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LOL, if you have to resort to craigslist to get good at Starcraft, then I'm sorry my friend you won't even make C rank on ICCUP, cause you won't even know what ICCUP is!
From the ad:
Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War.
I'm also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak.
I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.
source (ad on craigslist): http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html

5 comments
Vixelle Jul 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm
+1 votes
OMG, so you have to be 100% full blooded Korean in order to be gifted in gaming, heh:P
Terrabyte Jul 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm
+1 votes
It's a troll, for so many reasons. The full blooded korean part was obviously a joke, and beside that there were some dead giveaways. For one, Boxer typically played alone or with much lesser-skilled friends before he started entering into tournaments. During that time is when he started using dropships. Second, 171-2 is impossible in a 32 player cstrike game; the skill gap just isn't that big.
And the biggest flag for me is the fact that "byuntae" means "pervert". ^^
And the biggest flag for me is the fact that "byuntae" means "pervert". ^^
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